mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

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wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters

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guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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